Dallas, TX - In what can only be described as the musical equivalent of a fish out of water, Tim Henson, the renowned guitarist from the progressive metal band Polyphia,…
In a jaw-dropping twist that proves even rock legends can't resist the allure of crashing weddings, Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash recently made a surprise appearance at an unsuspecting couple's…
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Chuck "The Crusher" Green, a self-proclaimed tough guy, has announced his intention to throw down in the pit at…
Los Angeles, CA - Hold on to your seats, cinephiles! The enigmatic and consistently perplexing Tommy Wiseau is back in the director's chair, this time unleashing a chilling feline-centric thriller…
In a move that has both cryptocurrency enthusiasts and skeptics shaking their heads in disbelief, Binance, the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange, has temporarily suspended trading. But don't panic, dear readers!…
If you're a fan of Sleep Token, the British atmospheric metal band known for their cryptic, emotional performances, then it's time to set your sights on something new: Sleep Tolkien.…
NORWICH, UK - Just when the world believed it had reached peak suffering, Ed Sheeran, ginger-haired bard of the millennial age, has unleashed his latest musical monstrosity, "Eyes Closed." This…
Sydney, Australia - Heavy metal band Slipknot has caused a stir in the land down under by leading a successful coup against the Australian government. The band's frontman, Corey Taylor,…
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Federal Reserve, led by Chair Jerome H. Powell, who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard, announced today that the nation's economy is both booming…
Vancouver, BC - Fans of the popular YouTube channel Linus Tech Tips were recently thrown for a loop when the account was hacked by crypto scammers, leading to a temporary…
