Los Angeles, CA – In an unexpected and wildly unanticipated move, Panic! At The Disco’s lead singer, Brendan Urie, took to Twitter last night to ask his adoring fans one simple yet profound question: “How are babies made?” With millions of followers hanging on his every word, Urie’s innocent query has left the internet in complete and utter pandemonium.
The tweet, which has garnered thousands of retweets, likes, and comments, has left fans and critics scrambling to provide Urie with the most creative, sarcastic, and downright absurd explanations for the miracle of life. Twitter user @discofever123 replied, “When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they perform a secret ritual dance involving glitter and disco balls. Nine months later, a baby emerges fully formed, wearing eyeliner and singing ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies.’“
In response to the overwhelming wave of bizarre baby-making theories, Urie posted a follow-up tweet, stating, “Wow, I’ve learned so much today! Did you know babies come from a magical stork that doubles as a DJ? #mindblown #babyparty.” The tweet was accompanied by a crudely drawn image of a stork wearing a pair of headphones, spinning records on a turntable while delivering a swaddled infant.
As Urie’s baby-making investigation continues to gain traction, it has inspired a slew of memes, fan art, and even a dedicated subreddit aptly named “/r/BrendansBabyMystery.” The top post on the subreddit is a detailed infographic titled “Brendan Urie’s Guide to Baby-Making: A Step-by-Step Journey,” which features an array of comically inaccurate illustrations, such as babies growing on trees and hatching from disco balls.
Celebrities have also joined in on the fun, with comedian John Mulaney chiming in on Instagram, posting a selfie of him holding a baby doll while wearing a lab coat and safety goggles, captioned, “Dear Brendan, after years of extensive research, I can confirm that babies are made using a complex chemical reaction involving Diet Coke and Mentos. Trust me, I’m a scientist.“
In the midst of the chaotic and hilarious fallout, it remains unclear whether Urie’s initial question was genuine curiosity or simply a ploy to ignite a viral frenzy.