As the world hurtles towards the apocalypse, we know there’s only one thing on your mind – how many rolls of toilet paper should you stockpile? Take our quiz to find out!
1. Which of the following doomsday scenarios are you most worried about?
A) Alien invasion
B) Zombie apocalypse
C) Robot uprising
D) The return of disco music
2. How many rolls of toilet paper do you currently have in your home?
A) None. I’m a risk-taker
B) 1-5, I like to live on the edge
C) 6-10, I’m moderately prepared
D) More than 10, I’m a doomsday prepper
3. What will you use instead of toilet paper if unavailable?
A) Leaves
B) Newspaper
C) Baby wipes
D) My hand, like they do in India
4. How many days can you survive without toilet paper?
A) None. I’m a germaphobe
B) 1-3, I’m not that tough
C) 4-7, I’m a survivalist
D) Indefinitely, I’m a barbarian
5. In case of a toilet paper shortage, which of the following would be the most valuable currency?
A) Bottled water
B) Guns and ammunition
C) Gold bars
D) Unopened packs of ramen noodles
6. What will you do with the excess toilet paper you’ve hoarded after the apocalypse?
A) Sell it at exorbitant prices to desperate survivors
B) Use it as currency to start my own post-apocalyptic civilization
C) Donate it to the less fortunate
D) Build a fort and live inside it forever
7. Which celebrity do you think would make the best toilet paper alternative?
A) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
B) Lady Gaga
C) Gordon Ramsay
D) Nicolas Cage
8. If you could only save one item from your bathroom during the apocalypse, what would it be?
A) Toothbrush
B) Soap
C) Shampoo
D) My toilet (it’s my throne, after all)
Results:
Mostly A’s: You’re a germaphobe who will likely perish quickly in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Mostly B’s: You’re a bit of a risk-taker but not completely unprepared. You’ll probably survive for a few days.
Mostly C’s: You’re a survivalist with a good chance of making it through the apocalypse. Just be prepared to get creative with your toileting methods.
Mostly D’s: You’re a total badass who will thrive in the post-apocalyptic world. Your throne awaits you.
