LOS ANGELES, CA—In a shocking turn of events, attendees of the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala were left stunned and bewildered when they spotted Offset, the rapper and husband of Cardi B, walking freely among the glittering A-listers and champagne-sipping elite.
“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said one partygoer, who requested to remain anonymous for fear of being exiled from the inner circle of Hollywood royalty. “I mean, isn’t he supposed to be in jail or something?“
Indeed, sources confirm that many were left scratching their heads at the sight of Offset, who has been involved in more legal trouble than a season of “Law & Order: SVU,” appearing at the gala as if he had not a care in the world.
“I mean, I know he’s a big shot rapper and all, but shouldn’t he be, you know, paying his debt to society or something?” said another partygoer, who was clearly puzzled by Offset’s unscathed presence.
However, the mystery was soon solved when it was revealed that Offset had simply hired an army of high-powered lawyers to keep him out of jail and on the red carpet.
“It’s a well-known fact that if you have enough money, you can pretty much get away with anything in this country,” said one legal expert, who seemed pleased with the current state of the justice system.
Despite the skepticism of some, Offset and Cardi B seemed unphased by the rumors and criticism, showing off their love for one another on the red carpet and reminding the world that, despite their scandals and controversies, they are a power couple to be reckoned with.
So, for now, it seems that Offset will continue to walk freely among the stars, dodging jail time and enjoying the high life, all while the rest of us sit back and shake our heads in disbelief.
