For too long, Djent music has been allowed to terrorize the music industry, just like infamous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer terrorized Milwaukee in the 1990s. Unlike Dahmer, however, Djent music…
In a shocking announcement that will cause a stir in both the music and religious communities, Doja Cat revealed that they recently got their first tattoo. The rapper, known for…
LOS ANGELES, CA—In a shocking turn of events, attendees of the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala were left stunned and bewildered when they spotted Offset, the rapper and husband of Cardi…
In the wake of the recent balloon-gate, where the US shot down a Chinese spy balloon (or was it just a weather balloon?) that China insisted was just a weather…
When FBI agents raided Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence again yesterday looking for more classified documents, they expected to find even more incriminating evidence. Instead, they were shocked to discover that…
In a shocking turn of events, King Charles (former Prince Charles) was found dead in his London residence yesterday, the cause of death determined to be embarrassment.
According to sources…
Filed under: proud parent moment.
Courtney and Mike from the famous metal band Spiritbox attended the college graduation of their adopted son, drummer Zev.
As the band's youngest…
Washington D.C. - In a shocking display of advanced military technology and zero situational awareness, the US military successfully took down an alleged Chinese spy balloon, only to find out…
Spotify users across the globe have risen against the streaming giant's relentless algorithmic playlist suggestions.
"I've had enough of Spotify thinking it knows what I want to listen to," declared…
