WASHINGTON D.C. - It has been revealed that the current President of the United States, Joe Biden, is a character created and portrayed by the master satirist Sacha Baron Cohen.…
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely believing that there was a bug…
In a leaked audio recording released today, billionaire philanthropists Bill Gates and George Soros revealed their secret plot to control the world's population by using the World Health Organization (WHO)…
A recent study conducted by the Institute for Advanced Musical Research has found that thall, a subgenre of metal music, is the superior version of djent for intelligent people.
According…
We asked 15 prominent artists to share their thoughts on life, and the answers they gave us were absolutely baffling. We contemplated just scrapping this entire article, but our editor…
What was touted as the patriotic and awe-inspiring flyover for Superbowl LVII has been revealed to be yet another military attack on pesky extraterrestrial threats.
"We thought it was just…
Leading sports analysts have made a bold prediction for Super Bowl LVII: one team will win, and the other will lose.
Yes, you read that right. After months of intense…
We recently attended a Spiritbox concert, but we were disappointed that no spirits or boxes were found. We were expecting a show with lots of boxes to be opened and…
Anonymous sources close to the couple have confirmed that Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox have officially called it quits. After Megan Fox deletes all of her MGK photos and…
