The long-rumored “Little Black Book” belonging to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has been leaked – and the contents are unlike anything you’ve ever seen.
Contrary to popular belief, the book does not contain the names of high-profile individuals who may have been associated with Epstein’s crimes. Instead, it’s filled with recipes for hors d’oeuvres.
At first glance, the recipes seem innocuous enough: “Beluga caviar and cream cheese puffs,” “truffle deviled eggs,” and “foie gras with apple chutney.” But upon closer examination, some recipes contain odd, seemingly unrelated ingredients.
One recipe, for example, calls for “1/2 cup of olive oil and a pinch of sodium cyanide.” Another recipe lists “1 tablespoon of vanilla extract and 3 drops of truth serum.”
Conspiracy theorists and armchair detectives have quickly speculated about the true meaning behind these cryptic recipes. Some believe they may be code words for illegal activities or the names of Epstein’s accomplices.
“I think this book is a smoking gun. The recipes are just a cover for something much more sinister,” said one Reddit user. “We need to get to the bottom of this.“
Others, however, have taken a more lighthearted approach to the book’s contents. “I always knew Epstein was a foodie at heart. These recipes look delicious,” tweeted a well-known chef.
The Epstein estate has declined to comment on the leaked Little Black Book, leaving the mystery to simmer and intrigue the public even more.
Only time will tell what the true significance of Epstein’s Little Black Book may be, but one thing is certain: the world of conspiracy theories has just gotten much more appetizing.
