For too long, Djent music has been allowed to terrorize the music industry, just like infamous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer terrorized Milwaukee in the 1990s. Unlike Dahmer, however, Djent music is still alive, but it definitely deserves to die.
If you’re not familiar with Djent music, it’s a type of metal that’s characterized by heavy, downtuned guitar riffs, intricate drumming and screamed vocals. It’s a style that’s beloved by some and reviled by others. Unfortunately, it’s the latter group that’s been growing in recent years.
One of the biggest problems with Djent music is its lack of originality. It’s basically the same tired riffs and rhythms being repeated ad nauseam. It’s like a musical version of deforestation, where the same trees are chopped down over and over again without any new growth.
Another issue with Djent music is its complexity. It’s like trying to decipher a Morse code message – it’s just too complicated for the average listener to get into. The riffs are so complex and the drumming so fast that it’s hard to keep up.
The vocalists don’t help matters either. They’re always screaming their lungs out, which is just annoying. It’s like when Jeffrey Dahmer would scream at his victims – it’s just not pleasant to listen to.
The biggest problem with Djent music is that it’s just not fun. It’s too serious and too intense for most people. It’s like when Dahmer would stuff body parts into suitcases – it’s just too morbid for most people to enjoy.
It’s time for Djent music to go the way of Jeffrey Dahmer and disappear from the music scene. The world would be a better place without it. There are plenty of other types of metal that are much more enjoyable and far less annoying.
So let’s put an end to Djent music once and for all. Let’s put an end to its dull riffs, its complicated rhythms and its screamed vocals. Let’s put an end to this musical version of Jeffrey Dahmer and make the music scene a better place.