It’s no secret that Brendan Fraser is one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, but what many may not know is that he’s also the guardian angel of Vanflip. Yes, that’s right folks, you heard it here first. The once mighty satirical news organization has been brought to its knees by skyrocketing server bills, and none other than Brendan Fraser himself has come to our rescue.
In a moment of pure generosity, Brendan walked into Vanflip’s offices, offered a warm smile, and handed over a hefty sum of cash with the simple request that we keep the satire flowing. We were speechless.
“What can we say?” said an emotional Vanflip editor. “Brendan is just the kindest, most selfless person we’ve ever met. We can’t thank him enough for keeping us afloat during these trying times.“
It’s not often that a Hollywood A-lister lends a helping hand to a struggling satirical news organization, but Brendan Fraser is not your average celebrity. He’s a true friend to the people, and a shining example of what it means to be a good person.
And as for Vanflip? Well, we’ll be here, churning out the garbage, thanks to Brendan’s kindness. So let this be a lesson to all you aspiring sites out there: no matter how bad things may seem, there’s always hope when Brendan Fraser is around.