Billionaire philanthropist and tech guru Bill Gates has come forward to defend his relationship with the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. In a recent statement, Gates claims that he only had dinner with Epstein and “ordered off the kids menu”. This bold defense of his association with Epstein has left many in disbelief and wondering what exactly is on the kids menu at Epstein’s notorious dinner parties.
According to Gates, he was simply trying to gain insights into Epstein’s investment strategies and network of wealthy and influential individuals. He claims that he had no idea about Epstein’s illegal activities and only became aware of them after his arrest.
However, many are skeptical of Gates’ claims, pointing out that Epstein was notorious for his illegal activities long before his arrest and conviction. Some have even suggested that Gates’ association with Epstein is proof that he was aware of the financier’s illegal activities and chose to turn a blind eye to them.
Sources close to Gates say that the tech magnate is simply trying to “spin” his relationship with Epstein in a positive light, after facing criticism for his association with the notorious financier. One insider, who wished to remain anonymous, stated that Gates is “desperate to clear his name and protect his reputation“, and that this latest defense of his relationship with Epstein is simply a “last ditch effort” to do so.
In response to Gates’ claims, Epstein’s former chef has come forward to confirm that there is indeed a “kids menu” at Epstein’s dinner parties, complete with items like “chicken fingers with a side of innocence” and “mac and cheese with a side of trauma”. The chef stated that the “kids menu” was a sick joke that Epstein used to offer to his guests, as a twisted reference to the young girls he abused.
This latest revelation has only added fuel to the fire, as the public continues to demand answers from Gates about his relationship with Epstein. Many are questioning how the billionaire philanthropist could have possibly thought that ordering off the kids menu would absolve him of any wrongdoing. Some are even calling for Gates to step down from his leadership positions in various organizations, given his association with Epstein.
In the end, only time will tell what the truth is about Gates’ relationship with Epstein. But one thing is for sure: this latest defense of his association with the convicted sex offender is sure to go down in history as one of the most absurd, misguided, and hilarious PR moves of all time. The idea that ordering off the kids menu at Epstein’s dinner party is a valid defense is simply laughable, and has left many in stitches.
