In a historic moment for humanity, aliens from a far-off planet have finally made contact with Earth just in time for the biggest sporting event of the year: the Superbowl. The timing could not be more perfect, as the world was in dire need of a distraction from the pandemic and political turmoil surrounding China and Russia.
After weeks of accusations of Chinese spy balloons and mysterious UFOs being shot out of the sky, the moment has finally come. Who had this on their 2023 bingo card?
The aliens, who look surprisingly similar to the classic grey aliens depicted in popular culture, claim to have come in peace and to share their love of football. They have even gone as far as to bring their own version of the sport, which they call “intergalactic football.”
The aliens have caused quite a stir, with people flocking from all over the world to get a glimpse of them. Some have even taken to calling them the “Superbowl aliens,” as they have brought a much-needed boost to the morale of the American people.
As for the recent events of Canada shooting them out of the sky? The aliens said they come in peace; it was an honest mistake, and how could anyone ever be mad at Canada? We agree!
However, not everyone is thrilled with the sudden arrival of extraterrestrial life. The NFL has expressed concern over the potential impact the aliens could have on the viewership of the Superbowl, as many people are more interested in watching the aliens play their version of football than the actual game.
Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are having a field day with the arrival of the aliens, claiming that the whole thing is a government cover-up and that the aliens are actually here to enslave humanity.
Despite the controversy, the aliens have become a major talking point and are even being featured in pre-game broadcasts and halftime shows. It remains to be seen what the future holds for humanity and our new alien friends, but one thing is for sure: the Superbowl will never be the same again.
We here at Vanflip welcome our new alien overlords with open arms.