We never expected it to happen, but it did: 50 Cent just dropped off a burner phone for us! We were all surprised when he showed up at the office, casually strolling in as if nothing was out of the ordinary. His only demand was that we take the phone and wait for someone to contact us soon regarding a “deal”.
When asked what kind of deal he was talking about, the rap mogul just smiled and said something about us being “in the know” soon. We were all a bit confused, but no one wanted to ask too many questions. After all, it’s not every day you get a burner phone from 50 Cent!
The phone is a no-name brand that looks like it was taken straight out of a spy movie. It has a single green button on the side which we assume is the power switch. We can only guess what kind of conversations will take place over this mysterious piece of tech.
We eagerly await the mysterious call that will no doubt reveal the details of the “deal”. Will it be a business opportunity? A shady underworld deal? Or just a misunderstanding? Only time will tell.
We can only hope that this “deal” is worth the trouble. After all, it’s not every day you get the chance to do business with 50 Cent. We can’t help but wonder if he’s messing with us or if this is a legitimate offer. Guess we’ll find out soon!