Rapper and fashion designer Tyler, The Creator has announced his plans to take on the Chinese Communist Party and bring an end to communism worldwide.
Tyler declared to fans at a recent concert, “I may not know much about politics, but I do know that communism sucks. And I’m not gonna sit idly by while those Chinese communists run roughshod over the world.”
The rapper, known for his controversial lyrics and bold fashion choices, has reportedly been training for months in preparation for his battle against the CCP. Sources close to Tyler say he’s been hitting the gym, studying Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War,” and perfecting his kung fu moves.
“Tyler’s taking this very seriously,” said a friend. “He’s been studying the CCP’s weaknesses and developing strategies to exploit them. He’s not just some rapper trying to make a political statement, he’s a real warrior.“
When asked about his plans for world domination, Tyler was characteristically vague. “I got a few tricks up my sleeve,” he said. “But let’s just say, I’m gonna make those Chinese communists wish they never messed with me.“
Critics have quickly dismissed Tyler’s plans, calling them a publicity stunt. But fans of the rapper say they’re not surprised by his ambitious goals.
“Tyler’s always been a revolutionary,” said one fan. “He’s not content with just making music and designing clothes. He wants to change the world, and I think he can do it.“
The CCP has yet to respond to Tyler’s threats, but sources say they’re not taking the rapper lightly. “We’re not sure what he’s capable of,” said a CCP spokesman. “But we’re not gonna underestimate him. We’re taking this very seriously.“
As the world watches to see what happens next, one thing is clear: Tyler, The Creator, is a force to be reckoned with, and the CCP better watch out.
