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Tom Holland to Shake, Not Stir, as Next James Bond

The latest news from Hollywood is that Tom Holland, star of the wildly popular Spider-Man franchise, is set to take up the mantle of James Bond in the next installment of the franchise.

The decision has been met with some skepticism from fans of the series, with some concerned that the 26-year-old actor may be too young for the role. However, producers seem to be confident that Holland will be able to bring a fresh take on the iconic character.

Holland has already started training for the role, and is said to be focusing on his martini-making skills. Sources close to Holland have revealed that he is already perfecting his signature “shaken, not stirred” technique, although he is still trying to figure out what to do with the olives.

In addition to his martini-making skills, Holland has also been working on his spy-style gadgets. He has been spotted testing out a high-tech gadget that looks suspiciously like a web shooter. It is unclear if this will be part of his Bond kit, or if it will be used to fight crime in a future Spider-Man movie.

It is also rumored that Holland is being trained in the art of seduction by none other than Daniel Craig himself. The two have reportedly been spending hours in the gym together, perfecting the art of the smooth line and the suave look.

Despite the mixed reactions from fans, it seems that Tom Holland is the perfect choice to take over the role of James Bond. With his impeccable martini-making skills, high-tech gadgets, and suave demeanor, it looks like he is ready to take on the world.

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