In a year filled with scandals, drama, and outrageous behavior from the rich and famous, there was one celebrity who stood out above the rest for their exemplary conduct: a cute little dog named Max.
Max, a 4-year-old Golden Retriever, shot to fame in early 2022 after a video of him sitting patiently and obediently at a café went viral. The video, which has since been viewed over a billion times, shows Max sitting quietly at his owner’s feet, not begging for food or making a fuss, while the other patrons chatter and sip their lattes.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said café owner Maria Rodriguez. “All the other dogs that come in here are always barking and jumping around, but Max just sits there like a little angel. He’s the best behaved dog I’ve ever seen.“
The video quickly caught the attention of the media, and soon Max was being hailed as the “world’s best behaved dog.” He was interviewed on every major talk show, and his image was plastered on magazine covers and billboards.
Despite his newfound fame, Max remained humble and well-mannered. He never once barked at paparazzi or begged for treats on set. He simply wagged his tail and looked adorable, endearing himself to the hearts of millions.
But Max’s good behavior wasn’t limited to the spotlight. In a year filled with celebrities getting arrested, getting into Twitter feuds, and causing general chaos, Max was the shining example of how to behave like a true professional. He never once got into a fight with another dog, never chewed up any designer shoes, and never peed on any red carpets.
“Max is truly the best behaved celebrity of 2022″ said famed animal behaviorist Dr. Jane Goodall. “He’s a shining example of how to conduct oneself with grace and dignity, no matter how famous you become.”
As the year comes to a close, we can all look to Max as a reminder of how to behave like a true star. So, here’s to you, Max, the good boi of 2022.
