Are you a poor amateur journalist looking for a delicious recipe but don’t have access to the best ingredients? Look no further than this suspiciously-aromatic chicken recipe that will have your taste buds questioning what you’re eating.
We all can’t be Jeff Bezos with access to the freshest ingredients, am I right? Some of us have to decide if we are starving or eating that slimy and terrible-smelling chicken. Hey, that’s just the real world.
Step 1: Gather your ingredients. You’ll need 1 suspicious-smelling chicken, 1 cup of questionable-looking broth, and a pinch of suspiciously-colored spices.
Step 2: Preheat the oven to 375°F.
Step 3: Place the chicken in a roasting pan and pour the broth. Sprinkle the spices over the chicken.
Step 4: Bake the chicken for 1 hour and 15 minutes, or until the internal temperature reaches 185°F.
Step 5: Let the chicken cool for 10 minutes before serving.
Step 6: Enjoy your suspiciously-aromatic chicken!
I don’t know if we should be eating this, but the server bills this month were quite high, and we haven’t eaten at Vanflip in two days. Bon appetit!