In what may be the juiciest royal news since Princess Diana’s tell-all Tea spilling, Prince Harry has released his memoir, Spare, and it’s chock full of secrets from the royal family–including a particularly shocking one about shape shifting Lizard People and their connections to the royal family.
The memoir, which has already become a bestseller, details the secret activities of the Lizard People, an ancient race of shape shifters that are believed to be related to the royal family. According to Prince Harry, the Lizard People have been manipulating politics and world events for centuries, and the royal family is deeply entrenched in their web of intrigue.
The book also reveals some of the Lizard People’s mysterious rituals and how they’ve used their shape shifting abilities to hide their true identities. Prince Harry also claims that the Lizard People are planning to take over the world, and the royal family is the only thing standing in their way.
Needless to say, the book has caused quite a stir in the royal family and among Lizard People theorists. Some have even gone so far as to suggest that the book is a work of fiction, and that Prince Harry is simply trying to stir up controversy.