Star of breakout hit Netflix series ‘Wednesday’, Percy Hynes White has announced that he will be taking on the role of a lifetime: a convicted criminal serving time in prison, after numerous women have come forward accusing him of sexual assault allegations spanning years.
“I’ve always been drawn to complex, challenging roles,” said White in a police interview, “and what could be more complex and challenging than playing a convicted felon in a real-life prison setting? I’m excited to really dive into the psyche of a criminal and bring this character to life in a truly authentic way.”
Many women have bravely come forward to allege Percy Hynes White sexually assaulted them before becoming famous through the series Wednesday. The allegations are many and sickening as more details come out about his actions spanning years.
White’s team have been working tirelessly to prepare him for the role, providing him with extensive training in the art of prison survival, including everything from learning how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush to the correct way to apply lube for prison activities.
“Percy has been putting in long hours of lube application practice,” said White’s acting coach. “He’s determined to make sure every aspect of the character is authentic, even the most uncomfortable and unsavory parts.”
Despite the potential risks, many ex-fans and his victims are already eagerly anticipating his imminent arrest and possible jail time. “I can’t wait to see Percy take on this gritty, raw role,” said one anonymous source. “I have a feeling it’s going to be his breakout performance. The other inmates are going to take a real liking to him“
As for White himself, he’s just excited to get started. “I can’t wait to get into that prison and really become this character,” he said. “Bring on the lube, baby. It’s showtime.”
So, folks, mark your calendars, Percy Hynes White is preparing to take on one of the toughest roles of his career and he’s not taking it lightly. His alleged actions are inexcusable, serious and deserve punishment, but one thing is for sure, this performance will be a lubricated and slippery ride.
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