In a shocking announcement today, Australian metalcore band Parkway Drive has declared war on the small Pacific island nation of Palau. The declaration surprises many, as Parkway Drive usually sticks to more peaceful activities such as playing shows, surfing and recording music.
However, the band has adopted a more aggressive stance by launching a full-scale assault on Palau. The band’s frontman Winston McCall has been quoted as saying, “We felt it was time for us to take a stand and show the world that we won’t be taken for granted. We’re determined to take back what is rightfully ours and make Palau our own.”
The band’s fans seem to be largely supportive of the move, with many taking to social media to express their enthusiasm for Parkway Drive’s bold move. “Go Parkway Drive! Show those Palauans who’s boss!” tweeted one fan, while another wrote, “I’m secretly rooting for Parkway to win this war. Go get ’em, guys!“
The war’s outcome remains to be seen, but it’s clear that Parkway Drive has the full support of its fans. Whether or not they succeed in their mission to conquer Palau, one thing is certain: Parkway Drive has definitely made a statement.
