It seems Johnny Rotten is still living up to his name, as the former Sex Pistols frontman recently made an incredible discovery. While waiting for a bus in London recently, Johnny was rummaging around under the seat when he found a piece of gum. And the best part? It still had flavor!
“It was the most remarkable thing,” Johnny exclaimed. “After all these years, I still find things that remind me of my punk days. Who knew I’d find something so flavorful under a bus stop seat?“
The former singer then proceeded to chew the gum, much to the surprise and amusement of his fellow passengers. “It tasted just like it did back in the ’70s,” he said. “I guess some things never change.”
Johnny’s discovery has been met with both delight and derision. While some fans have praised him for his rebelliousness and ingenuity, others have pointed out the less-than-sanitary implications of his find.
“It’s a shame that I had to resort to scavenging for gum,” Johnny said. “But hey, at least it still had flavor!“
It looks like Johnny Rotten is still as rebellious and unpredictable as ever. Here’s hoping he can find some other edible surprises under bus stop seats in the future.
