Ah, Nickelback. Love or hate them; it looks like they are here to stay. But why is that? We all know how awful their music is, but their career keeps going on somehow. Well, I think I might have an answer to this age-old conundrum: they invited me to their birthday party.
Yes, you read that correctly. Nickelback invited me to their birthday party! Apparently, they heard about my scathing reviews of their music and decided to take me up on my offer to come and celebrate with them. Although I don’t remember extending an offer to celebrate with them, I only got that gas leak in my apartment fixed last week.
So, why did Nickelback invite me to their birthday party? I’m not sure, but I think it might have something to do with the fact that they have such a large fan base. Even though I may not be a fan of their music, they still wanted to show me that they appreciated my opinion. Or perhaps Chad just wanted to rub his success in my face. Considering I have been stealing electricity from my neighbours using an extension lead, it was nice to go to a house with hot water.
Or maybe they just wanted to prove to me, and everyone else, that they’re not as bad as everyone says they are. After all, who could be so terrible that they would invite their biggest critic to their birthday party? Hmm. They do say keep your friends closer and your enemies closer.
The truth is, I don’t know why Nickelback invited me to their birthday party. I can only guess. But I do know that no matter how bad their music may be, their fans love them and keep going. So, if you ever wonder why Nickelback is still around, remember that they invited me to their birthday party.