Alleged Rapist Percy Hynes White Has a Tiny Penis, Shocks Fans of Hit Netflix Series Wednesday

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Percy Hynes White, the heartthrob star of the hit Netflix series Wednesday, has apparently been hiding a little secret: a microscopic penis. Oh, and he is also allegedly a rapist.

According to sources close to the actor, White’s manhood is so minuscule it’s barely visible to the naked eye. “I couldn’t believe it when I saw it,” said one source, who wished to remain anonymous. “I thought maybe it was just the lighting or something, but nope, it’s definitely tiny.“

Fans of the show have expressed their disappointment and confusion, with many taking to social media to voice their concerns. “I can’t believe I’ve been crushing on Percy Hynes White this whole time, and he has a tiny penis and is also allegedly facing numerous sexual assault allegations,” tweeted one fan. “What a letdown.”

Despite the rumors, White has yet to comment on the size of his package. But some experts believe the revelation could have a negative impact on his career. “Having a small penis can be a major setback for an actor,” said Dr Penelope Johnson, a sex therapist. “It can make them feel insecure and affect their performance on screen.”

White’s representatives have not responded to requests for comment on this story. All jokes aside (we don’t find sexual assault funny), fuck you Percy Hynes White. The number of women that have come forward is not a coincidence. We sincerely hope that you’re held to account and dealt with to the utmost severity of the law.