Dave, a mild-mannered accountant from London, was shocked to discover that he had been trapped inside the mysterious music project known as Sleep Token for months.
“I had no idea what was happening,” said Dave, who had been working late at his accounting firm when he suddenly found himself transported into the world of Sleep Token. “I thought it was just a weird dream at first, but then I realized that I was stuck here.”
According to Dave, the experience of being trapped inside Sleep Token has been a surreal and confusing one. He has been forced to endure endless loops of the band’s ethereal and atmospheric music, and has been subjected to the constant gaze of the band’s enigmatic frontman, Vessel.
“It’s like living inside a never-ending music video,” said Dave. “And Vessel is always watching me. It’s creepy.”
Despite the strange and disorienting nature of his situation, Dave has tried to make the best of it. He has taken to practicing his accounting skills on the band’s finances, and has even started a small business selling merchandise to other trapped individuals.
“It’s not all bad,” said Dave. “I’ve actually been doing pretty well for myself. I’ve even managed to save up enough money to buy a small island in the Caribbean. But I just wish I could leave.”
Dave’s family and friends have reported him missing for months, and his colleagues at the accounting firm have been forced to assume he has gone on an extended sabbatical. Sleep Token’s management couldn’t be reached for comment.
“I just want to go home,” said Dave. “I miss my wife and kids. And my accounting job. Please, if anyone is listening, help me get out of Sleep Token.”
If you or anyone you know has been trapped inside Sleep Token, please contact your local authorities immediately.