The world of heavy metal music was rocked today with the announcement that celebrity chef Guy Fieri is launching a metal band. The band, called “Flavor Town Metal”, is said to feature Fieri himself on lead vocals and guitar, as well as a rotating cast of side musicians.
The band’s repertoire is said to be a blend of classic heavy metal sounds with a unique culinary twist. Fieri’s signature catchphrases, such as “Flavor Town” and “Let’s get cookin’”, are said to be woven into the lyrics.
The band’s debut self-titled album is expected to be released in early 2023 and will feature a mix of original songs and covers of popular metal hits with a Fieri-twist. Fans of Fieri and metal music alike eagerly await the album’s release and the upcoming tour.
Based on the tracklist alone, this album already sounds delicious:
- Triple D Thrash
- Flavor Town
- The Piña Colada Song
- Donkey Sauce of the Damned
- Burgers and Burritos of Vengeance
- Bacon Wrapped Mayhem
- Spicy Sausage Symphony
- The Deep Fryer of Doom
- Barbecue of Destruction
- Tequila and Tabasco Torment
- The Drive-Thru of Terror
- The Final Fry Up
“I’m really excited to hear what this band has to offer,” said one fan in a viral TikTok. “I mean, it’s not every day you get to hear a metal version of ‘The Pina Colada Song’.”
Only time will tell if Flavor Town Metal will become a hit, but one thing is for sure: with Fieri at the helm, it will surely be an unforgettable experience.