Broken Hearts and Wrist Marks have just announced the release of their heaviest album yet. The album, titled ‘Hyper-Gravitational’, is said to be so heavy that it could turn a grown man into a pile of quivering jelly.
The band’s frontman, Toby ‘T-Bone’ Smith, said:
“We’ve been working on this album for the last two years and we think it’s our best work yet. We’ve gone deeper into the realms of heavy than ever before. We’ve pushed the boundaries of what a metal band can do and we think the result is something truly unique and special. We can’t wait for our fans to hear it!”
When asked about the inspiration for the album, T-Bone said:
“Gravity, dude! It’s all about gravity. We wanted to make something so heavy, it was like an irresistible force. We wanted it to be the heaviest thing ever recorded, and we think we’ve achieved it. Our fans won’t be disappointed. We really pushed the boundaries on physics with this one.”
The album is set to be released on April 1st, 2023 and promises to be an event like no other. We are straightening our dark black fringes in anticipation already.